
The Three Ages
What kind of experience am I really looking for? That’s the question that I recommend every onahole enjoyer to ask when looking for a new toy to buy. The Three Ages delivers an entire suite of experiences to enjoy all in one customizable hip-toy onahole package.

Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob
You want that Deepthroat Blood Demon Art, don’t you? Well lucky for you, Seiraku Toys has made a great parody onahole just for you. But really, aside from the art on the packaging, how is the experience really? Time to whip out your piece of bamboo and stick it in her mouth as we get started with Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob.

Rika Likes Anal
Frequent readers of my reviews will know that I’ve had fair difficulty finding a toy with an anal orifice experience that delivered. I’ve finally found an anal toy that I really truly love! Let me tell you about it.

Himitsu no Madōsho Onahole (Secret Spellbook)
I went into this review with very high hopes for this toy. It has amazing packaging, a complex exterior, detailed entrance, dual-layer material . . . It just might check all the boxes. While it does feel amazing, I’ve found mixed reviews online. The only way to uncover the truth is to try it out. So, try it I did! Let’s get into it.

Step-Sister’s Secret Relation
Step-Sister has always had a cute butt. Now, Step-Sister’s Secret Relation by XTC Japan provides an experience that fulfills all the naughty thoughts I’ve been having.

Nix the Night Drake
The feeling of Nix’s tunnel and entrance is insanely snug and feels amazing. I need to give her my full effort to get the most out of her experience . . . and it’s absolutely worth it.

Erotic Black Cow Gal
Erotic Black Cow Gal is an amazing time and a great price tag. So, what makes her so great? Her assets are firm and feel amazing to grab. A lot of smaller toys can give you a nice simulacrum of the experience, but with the Cow Gal I can really get a fist-full and treat her rough.

Tanned Gals Oral Experience
With quite a surprising amount of models for this specific oral onahole experience, which one should you choose? I pit two hot gals' mouths head-to-head to find out.

FeFe’s Punk Pussy
Thanks to OtonaJP, fans of the popular punk rock Vtuber FeFe can enjoy the feeling of being deep inside this kickass onahole.

Dohna: Dohna — KiraKira
Time to review this amazing collab between Tamatoys and AliceSoft, the Dohna: Dohna – KiraKira! KiraKira has held the firm title of “Ol’ Reliable” since first purchase.

Coromo Hida
“Of course, I would fuck a doughnut for an obscene amount of money.” When I saw this cruller-shaped sex toy, it was a bit of providence. I really wanted to like this onahole. Unfortunately, my eyes were bigger than my . . .

I Bought a Temu Sex Toy
With sites like Temu and Wish.com having notorious reputations for fake reviews and scam products, let me tell you my experience trying out a Temu sex toy.

Sujiman Kupa Extra-Virgin
What else is there to say about this best-selling-but-kinda-sus onahole brought to us by Magic Eyes that hasn’t been said yet? Well, let me give it a try.

Mori-Man
The Mori-Man by G Project delivered the exact sensations and experience that I hoped it would. The promise of the feeling of a large vulva or puffy vagina (choose your reference) was something that stood out to me as a different sort of experience. Looking at the design of the canal and the overall shape of the onahole, I was drawn to it.

Ass Perfect Princess
The Ass Princess Perfect is a real handful in the best of ways. This toy sits somewhere between onahole and hip toy classifications. The size and shape of the Ass Princess Perfect’s body is full and heavy enough to really feel while using her while still being flexible enough to pose in many positions.