The Flip 360 is one of the most classy toys I’ve seen. The elastomer allows the hard white part of the shell to flex in wards. I can hold it in my hand and squeeze those parts to blow air out of the top and create a suction zone inside the toy. I appreciate the blend of practical engineering and design aesthetics.

Do big things really come in small packages? I know I did. The Oriental Hip Paradise is a great toy for those looking to dip their toes into the hip toy experience and test things out without committing to those higher prices.

There are over 20 total products in this line so far. I initially thought each new iteration would be an “updated iteration” of the last, but that’s not the case. While they learn from each previous experience and make the next one better, they aren’t promising or delivering the same experience with every model.

Starting with the PUNIANAROID 14, this automatic masturbator is all about suction.

PUNIANAROID 6 is less of a, “I’m going to sit down and enjoy some alone time,” and more of a, “I’m going to get my **** milked.” Let’s get into it.

Despite these two toys looking like direct competitors in a dead heat, each one provides such a unique experience that it’s absolutely worth getting to feel the pleasure of each one. Hazel has the standard bumpy ergonomic tube shape found on a lot of Bad Dragon’s masturbators. Lucy is noticeably different with a fuller and built-out exterior with details that I’m surprised and impressed that Weredog added.

Among the vibrating electric options for men, Jupo-Jupo is relatively small. However, this little sucker (heh 😏) packs a big punch. My God. Honestly, this little beast has had a hand in some of the most intense sessions I’ve had.

What kind of experience am I really looking for? That’s the question that I recommend every onahole enjoyer to ask when looking for a new toy to buy. The Three Ages delivers an entire suite of experiences to enjoy all in one customizable hip-toy onahole package.

You want that Deepthroat Blood Demon Art, don’t you? Well lucky for you, Seiraku Toys has made a great parody onahole just for you. But really, aside from the art on the packaging, how is the experience really? Time to whip out your piece of bamboo and stick it in her mouth as we get started with Nezuko’s Double Tooth Blowjob.

Frequent readers of my reviews will know that I’ve had fair difficulty finding a toy with an anal orifice experience that delivered. I’ve finally found an anal toy that I really truly love! Let me tell you about it.

I went into this review with very high hopes for this toy. It has amazing packaging, a complex exterior, detailed entrance, dual-layer material . . . It just might check all the boxes. While it does feel amazing, I’ve found mixed reviews online. The only way to uncover the truth is to try it out. So, try it I did! Let’s get into it.

Step-Sister has always had a cute butt. Now, Step-Sister’s Secret Relation by XTC Japan provides an experience that fulfills all the naughty thoughts I’ve been having.

The feeling of Nix’s tunnel and entrance is insanely snug and feels amazing. I need to give her my full effort to get the most out of her experience . . . and it’s absolutely worth it.