Mori-Man
Onahole Review
At a Glance
+ Truly unique experience
+ Great stimulation
+ Soft Texture
+ Puffy vagina feel
+/- Not for first-time buyers
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The Mori-Man by G Project delivered the exact sensations and experience that I hoped it would. The unique design (and let’s be honest, the box art as well) caught my eye, and I thought, “hm . . . you know what? I think I would, rather like that very much thank you.” The promise of the feeling of a large vulva or puffy vagina (choose your reference) was something that stood out to me as a different sort of experience. Looking at the design of the canal and the overall shape of the onahole, I was drawn to it. I wanted to stick my dick in it. And as I go over in the Starter Guide, that is one of the most important factors when shopping for a male sex toy.
So, quick review. How did it feel? Comforting. Soothing. Cozy. Like the, “it’s snowing outside and I’m sitting by the fire with some freshly baked cookies,” kind of cozy. That being said, the design is very unique; if the Mori-Man would be your first purchase trip down Onahole Lane, then I would suggest beginning elsewhere. Let me explain.
The Mori-Man is a very purpose-built toy for a very specific experience. Take the Mouth of Truth from Magic Eyes, for example. That was made specifically to simulate a mouth and throat for a blowjob experience. This is the jump in quality you pay for as opposed to the generic run-of-the-mill onaholes that just sort of get the job done and that’s it. The Mori-Man is more of the former than the latter. I’ve said that no sex toy can fully accurately recreate the experience of sex. I stand by that. However. The difference between a non-puffy vagina and a puffy vagina is very well translated to the experience between most other onaholes and the puffy Mori-Man. It’s analogous. I was looking forward to that sensation, and it definitely delivered.
Let’s take a step back. We’re getting to deep, here. I love getting deep into things too, but we skipped out on all the foreplay. We feel with our dicks, but first we lust with our eyes. Let’s talk about the exterior design of the Mori-Man.
The puffy pussy is exaggerated with a nice large bump of material. There is a small crease on the top to indicate that, yes, this is supposed to be a vagina. However, the front orifice is not anatomically decorated. Also, there is a cute little butt around the back. I didn’t notice this until I got it out of the package, but it was a nice surprise. The Mori-Man is pretty soft, as far as materials go. I believe it’s the softest that I have in my collection right now. As the judges on a popular blacksmithing competition show might say, the grip fits well to the contours of my hand. It has a significant flop factor if you’re holding it by one end, for reference. It’s almost like it was made to have something hard go inside it. Speaking of which . . .
The puffy pussy is exaggerated with a nice large bump of material. There is a small crease on the top to indicate that, yes, this is supposed to be a vagina. However, the front orifice is not anatomically decorated. Also, there is a cute little butt around the back. I didn’t notice this until I got it out of the package, but it was a nice surprise. The Mori-Man is pretty soft, as far as materials go. I believe it’s the softest that I have in my collection right now. As the judges on a popular blacksmithing competition show might say, the grip fits well to the contours of my hand. It has a significant flop factor if you’re holding it by one end, for reference. It’s almost like it was made to have something hard go inside it. Speaking of which . . .
The first couple of inches give an absolutely lovely caress of my head. I would describe it as almost a velvety feeling. This is where that extra bump is that you see on the outside. It’s clear that the design of this bump is functional. The added mass in this area assists the relatively loose ribs in the canal at this point to provide you this feeling. It’s like an appetizer that warms you up to the main course as I push deeper. And deeper I go. Right in the middle, the canal shrinks with a superb texture. At this point, the larger front is just a hint of pressure on my shaft, but it does grip well on the way out. I love bottoming out this toy. The Mori-Man’s tight-n’-textured surface area is surprisingly long able to stimulate the head and shaft equally while in rapid use. The puffy lips compress nicely at my base and hips, and the finish zone at the end gives a welcome and sweet release.
G Project did a wonderful job with his sex toy. I would absolutely recommend this toy to anyone who already enjoys using onaholes or masturbators. It is exactly the experience I wanted when purchasing this and is my go-to comfort pick for a relaxing evening. If this would be your first, I would again recommend something else. Just remember to listen to your heart dick. If it wants to have the Mori-Man wrapped sweetly around it, then you should listen to it. After all, the dick wants what the dick wants.
